And Senator Ted Cruz — get this— high tailed it to CAN fucking CÚN to sip piña coladas with his family while his constituents literally freeze in their homes.
Category: Author Life
SHELF LIFE: My Pandemic Diary: January 28 & 31, 2021
I hobbled to the bathroom, pulled the trashcan in front of me and rest my cold, sweating head on the cool porcelain sink praying for it to be over soon.
SHELF LIFE: My Pandemic Diary: January 15, 19, 24, 2021
Waiting for Trump to leave the White House is like waiting for ibuprofen to kick in when you have period cramps.
SHELF LIFE: My Pandemic Diary: January 6, 7, 8, 2021
If you told me yesterday I’d poop the bed today I wouldn’t have believed you.
Dear (Agent): QUERY/ Shelf Life: My Pandemic Diary / MEMOIR / J. Kabay
Dear (Agent): In late 2020, a gentle, androgynous voice bloomed in my conscience. The days. Write it all down. Manuscript. If you knew my long history with this voice, you’d know why I paused. Words filled my headspace like expanding balloons, and I batted them away, defensive and confused. Manuscript? I had at least 3 …
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Chasing Lois Lowry.
In 1st grade, I got a zero on a math test. A ZERO. We were doing these things: 3 > 1 6<7 10>8 and I got every answer wrong. All 25 questions. Wrong. My teacher circled a big, red F at the top of the page and never readdressed it with me, which really, was …
Report: What Happened at a Vagina Steaming Party.
My tiny dancer suddenly gave me jazz hands.
Travel Journal: My fancy Harrods afternoon, darling.
Foodies, hide your boners.
How The Beatles Saved Me.
I got straight As that semester.
I also got arrested.
BOOK LAB: Back to High School.
I got in trouble in junior high for making a 'slam book.' The offending questions included: What's your favorite tv show? and How many siblings do you have? and Who's your celebrity crush? My classmates passed it round and round until I had long lovely lists of people's answers. And it made me very happy. But …
Jennifer Kabay 