I’ve spent most of my day supine. Chills and fatigue hit this afternoon and didn’t really let up.

I’ve spent most of my day supine. Chills and fatigue hit this afternoon and didn’t really let up.
You know what’s awesome? Good leadership. When you present someone with a problem and they fix it.
People who tell you their kids are perfect are big, fat liars.
And Senator Ted Cruz — get this— high tailed it to CAN fucking CÚN to sip piña coladas with his family while his constituents literally freeze in their homes.
You never saw so many people excited about 7 inches.
Christopher Plummer died today.
I hobbled to the bathroom, pulled the trashcan in front of me and rest my cold, sweating head on the cool porcelain sink praying for it to be over soon.
Waiting for Trump to leave the White House is like waiting for ibuprofen to kick in when you have period cramps.
If you told me yesterday I’d poop the bed today I wouldn’t have believed you.