You know what’s awesome? Good leadership. When you present someone with a problem and they fix it.
People who tell you their kids are perfect are big, fat liars.
And Senator Ted Cruz — get this— high tailed it to CAN fucking CÚN to sip piña coladas with his family while his constituents literally freeze in their homes.
Christopher Plummer died today.
I hobbled to the bathroom, pulled the trashcan in front of me and rest my cold, sweating head on the cool porcelain sink praying for it to be over soon.